VW Beetle super-stretch limo, because why not? Spotted in Sturgeon Falls, Ontario.

Arriving in a Town Car or Hummer H2 limo is sooooo 2001.

Not so if you pull up in this beauty.

I have no story behind this particular conversion – clearly, someone wanted to arrive in style in something that returned respectable mileage. This cigarette of a car obviously started out as an early-to-mid 70s Super Beetle before being subjected to some sort of Medieval torture.

Along the way this lengthy German benefited from a wheel upgrade, and while I couldn’t tell from the outside, I can only hope an engine upgrade was also part of the deal. No word on whether it floats, but if it does, it would make one groovy party boat.

I’d be curious to see whether this white whale sags under a full load of loaded revellers, or whether it can reach 100 km/h in such a state. The windows were heavily tinted (of course), so it was difficult to discern the interior amenities. Dark red velour was spotted in the front seat, and I can only assume that motif carries on in the back.

Whether your see this ride as gracious or grotesque, it’s uniqueness is undeniable. As such, it definitely deserves to be documented.