Sometimes, as in life, the dirt just won’t come off…
See, it’s ‘pebbled’- rough, not smooth, mountainous, you follow? – and I’m at a loss to figure out why.
My car is a 1st Generation Chevy Cruze (2011-2015), a capable little vehicle with comfy front seats and impressive highway gas mileage, but one minor gripe is becoming very distracting.
The plastic surfaces on the interior – the dash, door panels, console – are impossible to keep clean. This is because you can’t get them clean to begin with.
Why? It’s pebbled.
Can you see where the paper towel was? Can you?!
While the overall appearance of the interior is pleasant (“Classy stuff,” people used to say of the tu-tone fabric inserts), the pebbled black plastic is a product straight out of Hell.
Not only does the millions of channels, grooves and valleys of this surface trap dirt and dust, but they help save it from being removed by cloth or towel.
And paper towels? Prepare to have those shredded as you attempt to Armour All that rough surface, thus adding white paper to the already dirty depressions in the now off-black plastic.
Yes, attempting to clean it actually makes it worse. It’s like trying to clean sandpaper.
Cleaning an interior in any other car I’ve owned has always been a breeze. Very pleasant, really. Paper towel + cleaner = all you needed.
A close-up of the culprit, bathed in a forgiving sunset glow.
Not so in this mass-produced vehicle. That gleaming, mirrored polish you see on other dashes, and on the labels of cleaning products? The one that sparkles and shines like a gangster’s shoes? Nowhere to be seen after all that effort and expense.
Flat plastic is boring, I know, but is pebbled plastic the answer to that problem? At least the former can be cleaned.
All of this boils down to a minor First World bitch and moan fest, to be sure, but the pointlessness of having such a surface in a car has gotten under my skin.
Who flicked the ‘Let’s Do This’ light that led to this situation?!!
*calming breath, calming breath…*
Owners of the 2016 Cruze likely won’t have to put up with this madness, as it looks like the interior will do away with the pebbled dash.
I can only imagine how satisfying it would be to wipe one of those down.
